Abstract
What could be more dull than the idea of a symposium? The word conjures up
associations with dusty dons, tedious academic papers on deservedly obscure facts and
theories. In universities these days, what used to be called ‘symposia’ are often called
‘workshops’ – perhaps in a feeble attempt to make the symposium sound more exciting.
If this is your view of the symposium, you may be surprised to learn that the original
ancient Greek symposium was a drinking party: the word derives from the Greek for
‘drinking together’. A Greek symposium was a ritualised and often debauched affair. The
master of the symposium would begin by drinking a small ‘libation’ of undiluted wine –
the Greeks normally mixed their wine with water – and he would then decide in what
proportion the wine was to be diluted to determine what kind of evening it was going to
be. Plato’s Symposium, a dialogue on the nature of love, describes the most famous
symposium of all. The great philosopher Socrates dominates the discussion (as he
normally did), drinks more than anyone else, and leaves the symposium sober in the early
morning, with the inferior thinkers and drinkers comatose.